Zzyzx Road Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Pet Peeve 1: Women's Sunglasses
I dislike those huge sunglasses that women wear out. At first it was like an exciting Christmas present, that is until the allure wears right off when it breaks after using it for a day.
That metaphor is right on with the new sunglasses look for women. You see, the girl seems hot, until after, when she takes her glasses off and you see that her eyes are further apart than a goldfishes. Even more distrubing is the gross skin that some women seem to have, with the shock value tripling after removing their glasses, because you've been sent into a false sense of attraction.
No more Jackie O glasses, except on really hot women. Wow.
That metaphor is right on with the new sunglasses look for women. You see, the girl seems hot, until after, when she takes her glasses off and you see that her eyes are further apart than a goldfishes. Even more distrubing is the gross skin that some women seem to have, with the shock value tripling after removing their glasses, because you've been sent into a false sense of attraction.
No more Jackie O glasses, except on really hot women. Wow.
# posted by Donovan @ 8:06 AM 
